The lady in love with a tree decribes her sexual life with it

Check out this excerpt from her interview concerning their sexual life. According to her,
"He fulfils my emotional and sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked. I love the feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle. I have sex with him every week — it's the best I've ever
had!"